Today mummy and daddy schlepped me off to some big person’s birthday party. It did not go well. First of all I needed to eat before we went and then I needed to eat again in the car as we got there so we were very late. Then when we got there, mum and dad realised that they had nothing in common with anyone there at all. It was not even like it was at this big person's house, it was at Watson’s Bay Tea Garden and mummy and daddy could not find anyone there that they did not know or that did not make them cringe. We left very shortly after we arrived and daddy made mummy promise that we would never go back there.
In the afternoon mummy tried that going out trick again but I called her back and then we all spent the night awake together!