Today I had heard mummy say that I was going to have my immunisations in the afternoon so as we were driving to Bondi Junction in the morning to pick up a gift I vomited a huge big dollop of milk all over myself. I knew that mommy would never let my have my immunisations if I did that. I also knew I would not have to lug around the shops all day!! I am smarter than they think.
Mummy cancelled the doctor’s appointment and I made up all my lost milk by having a glorious feed in the parking lot of David Jones.